Goonburger

by **Radium Arcadium** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:53 pm

In a thread about PUA:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... id=3335571

Anne Whateley wrote:I have an actual question for the OP!

Background: I know way too much about PUA, first because I'm precisely a 7-8 so I'm the ideal target and I've seen a ton of it in action, and second because I dated an ex-PUA who has insane inner game.

This girl is calling herself a 7-8:

And those are her "after losing weight" pictures. A 7-8?! Amongst :goonette:

, she's mayyyyyyyyyybe crackin' a 7. You trot her around a mall full of sober people, I don't think so.

Apparently going to the bars and being hit on by dudes with hardcore beer goggles sporadically = "I'm precisely a 7-8". Male goons aren't the only delusional ones.

by **Account Sharing** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:59 pm

she's at best a 5 :stuckup:

by **MistaDibs** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:01 pm

She's most definitely a 7-8 on a 1-50 scale

by **Porkchop** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:03 pm

MistaDibs wrote:She's most definitely a 7-8 on a 1-50 scale

looooooool

Umm yeah. She's not fantastically ugly, but no way is she an 8. Pretty delusional. Also, exclusively posting pics that are blurry as all fuck won't help you. That thin, crooked upper lip isn't doing her favours, nor the big nose and dead eyes. In the pic with jeans she looks like a fatty fat fatty. Her leg should be half that size.

P.S couldn't care less about this bitch in general, she's really not that repulsive, but if you're gonna put it out there that you're an 8 and not even be remotely able to back that shit up well... yeah.

by **Dr. Gregory House** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:48 pm

I don't know how you guys can say that she's not a 7-8 without knowing her personality.

by **Armchair Nazi** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:00 pm

she looks pretty average but i think if she tried making herself up a bit and didnt have a wardrobe consisting of old navy logo tshirts she would look a whole lot better

by **Procrustes** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:38 pm

Armchair Nazi wrote:she looks pretty average but i think if she tried making herself up a bit and didnt have a wardrobe consisting of old navy logo tshirts she would look a whole lot better

Probably the only thing that would make that thing a 7-8 is a bottle of cheap hooch and a traumatic brain injury.

by **Dr. Gregory House** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:00 pm

Procrustes wrote:
Armchair Nazi wrote:she looks pretty average but i think if she tried making herself up a bit and didnt have a wardrobe consisting of old navy logo tshirts she would look a whole lot better

Probably the only thing that would make that thing a 7-8 is a bottle of cheap hooch and a traumatic brain injury.

Or popping out those tits.

by **Nippon Nigger** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:06 pm

Porkchop wrote:In the pic with jeans she looks like a fatty fat fatty. Her leg should be half that size.

You're a faggot, seriously

by **Armchair Nazi** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:04 pm

Dr. Gregory House wrote:
Procrustes wrote:
Armchair Nazi wrote:she looks pretty average but i think if she tried making herself up a bit and didnt have a wardrobe consisting of old navy logo tshirts she would look a whole lot better

Probably the only thing that would make that thing a 7-8 is a bottle of cheap hooch and a traumatic brain injury.

Or popping out those tits.

by **Kosher Nostra** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:57 pm

this:

is a high 7. bitch is a mid 3 tops.

by **Captain Walker** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:45 pm

Kosher Nostra wrote:this: is a high 7. bitch is a mid 3 tops.

That's only a seven? Show me what a 9 looks like.

If you post a chick who looks exactly the same only blond I'm going to strangle you.

by **Dr. Gregory House** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:57 pm

I have to agree. I was going with 8 but a high seven is more appropriate.

by **Baron Manfred von Rickey** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:51 pm

heres a 10

by **Baron Manfred von Rickey** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:54 pm

nah maybe rating chicks is GAY but heres a cutie

by **George 'Hannibal' Peppard** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:44 pm

Dr. Gregory House wrote:
Procrustes wrote:
Armchair Nazi wrote:she looks pretty average but i think if she tried making herself up a bit and didnt have a wardrobe consisting of old navy logo tshirts she would look a whole lot better

Probably the only thing that would make that thing a 7-8 is a bottle of cheap hooch and a traumatic brain injury.

Or popping out those tits.

yeah great tits and naturally good shaped body (assuming she keeps up the shaping up) make her a solid 6

round sallow face and fivehead means she should try to draw attention below the neck

by **Furry Holocaust** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:57 pm

She's a 5

....I'd still do her

by **Samborai** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:59 pm

Eh, don't really get with the numbers stuff. For me chicks are one of four things

-Would do
-Would do and brag about
-Would do drunk
-Wouldn't do

Keepin' it relatively simple.

by **Jared Loughner** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:21 am

Account Sharing wrote:she's at best a 5

Could do worse, could do better.

by **afrika obamaataa** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:24 am

Samborai wrote:Eh, don't really get with the numbers stuff. For me chicks are one of four things

-Would do
-Would do and brag about
-Would do drunk
-Wouldn't do

Keepin' it relatively simple.

by **a-town** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:28 am

once she loses a bit more weight and gets a tan and she'll be better

by **afrika obamaataa** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:34 am

A-town wrote:once she loses a bit more weight and gets a tan and she'll be better

Her knee cap to thigh thickness ratio is clearly out of spec.

by **Louise Beaver 2020** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:14 am

7-8 beers

by **[FLAVOR SHOCKWAVE]** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:23 am

would not fuck

read that first post its obvious she's totally insufferable and I would give her a 4 at best also admits she got swindled by a faggot "ex"PUA

lol I'm hanging it up for you baby you're special

by **afrika obamaataa** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:56 am

RandBot 2020 wrote:7-8 beers

clearly your addiction is causing judgement issues

by **Louise Beaver 2020** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:10 am

afrika obamaataa wrote:
RandBot 2020 wrote:7-8 beers

clearly your addiction is causing judgement issues

by **icequeef** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:28 am

Procrustes wrote:Probably the only thing that would make that thing a 7-8 is a bottle of cheap hooch and a traumatic brain injury.

or a huge anime addiction and crippling social phobia. I bet those would make her an easy 7/8.

...ok PLUS the booze.

by **Procrustes** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:49 pm

rickey henderson wrote:heres a 10

10 stone maybe

by **gender studies major** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:49 am

you chubby chasers are fucking gross, sorry you had to brainwash yourselves into thinking your curvy goonette girlfriend was a fox.

by **Armchair Nazi** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:26 am

gender studies major wrote:you chubby chasers are fucking gross, sorry you had to brainwash yourselves into thinking your curvy goonette girlfriend was a fox.

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