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Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby woulduliketonomoar » Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:10 pm

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Oh Long John wrote:So me and my boyfriend have been wanting to try out a threesome for awhile now, but we have no idea how to go about initiating one.The only other time I've had one it was completely spontaneous and involved large amounts of alcohol and a crazy chick...but was definitely more luck than strategy. Anyways, its really awkward to go up to drunk chicks at bars and ask if they want to have sex with you and your boyfriend, and my experience at gay clubs has been that the lesbos get really offended/grossed out when you bring up any mention of a dick being involved or even in the vicinity ( I'm not hating on the gays I promise, I'm bi). It would be awesome if there was some kind of foot tapping signal like gay men do in bathrooms or something to initiate a threesome but sighhh there isn't so I was wondering if anyone had any advice on how to even go about it without paying for it in Vegas or ending up with AIDS.

Side note: for any of you that have had a threesome, has it had any negative effects on your relationship?


lemonlime wrote:Why not bring it up with a good friend or acquaintance whom you trust not to trash-talk if she's not up for it? If it's someone already dear to you, it seems like that would make her more likely to agree, rather than less, and also enhance the experience.If you know someone renowned for her tight lips, she might be the one to ask even if she isn't what you initially had in mind.


Good posts from several people suggesting this is a horrible idea and will doom the relationship


demozthense wrote:Twice! One had some lasting repercussions, but I was dating a guy who was already cheating on me and generally being a controlling asshole. The other time I was seeing a guy and we were really good together, nothing bad happened at all other than the fact that we didn't have enough cream for three cups of coffee in the morning.

I'm a bisexual woman, too, and I've suggested it to my current boyfriend, who's never had a threesome before. He's trying to figure out his own limits, since he'd dated a few really jealous chicks before me - so we're working up to it, visiting strip clubs together and having fun flirting with girls at parties. If he's up to it in the end, cool, if he isn't, no huge loss! If you've never done this before, a gradual approach like that might help you a lot...and getting dueling lapdances right next to your boyfriend can be really hot.


Hi I'm a fucking trainwreck. I've had one 3some end a relationship - but I'll rationalize that away by saying well he was an asshole anyway so that's okay. Now watch me go do this again.

Stultus Maximus wrote:Well, I had one that also involved spontaneity and copious booze, but instead of a crazy chick it was a good friend of ours who is also a lesbian. I should probably also add that this meant that it might count as a "true" threesome since she didn't really want any cockbut was fine with kissing and groping (the copious booze was probably key in that). It was more that we both fucked my (then) fiancée and kind of made out with each other.


Goons too pathetic to even actually get fucked by the 2nd woman in a threesome? Shocking.

Various posters suggesting hiring a hooker for a threesome and others suggesting pulling off a date-rape on a friend by getting her hammeredto the point she'd be pliable enough to maybe engage in a threesome.


Boris Niveus wrote:My wife and I are open to threesomes among other things, it's been a year or so since anything happened along those lines but we know if we ever want to spice things up or one/both of us really want to fuck a chick we know for whatever reason.Just the option being there does wonders for our relationship in regards to honesty, openness, and most importantly being able to perv on women together without one of us getting jealous/bitchy.

Never ended a relationship because of one, but a result or two of having one has contributed in some cases usually because of jealousy or one partner not being honest why they want a threesome.


Nope no problems here. Clearly emotionally mature, healthy couple. (Please God don't let them have kids.)

IcedPee wrote:he only group sex I ever had was with people I already knew, so I would suggest that route. HOWEVER - One time it resulted in the breakup of an engagement. I view that as dodging a bullet, though, since I felt pretty sure it would have been bad had they gotten married.


Watch me rationalize this. Just watch. See. There. Done.

revolver_pookie wrote:I can beat that: A friend of mine had a three-way, on is wedding night, with his wife included.I had nothing to do with this train wreck. The couple is still married, but I haven't seen them in forever, God only knows what they're up to.


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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby Captain Walker » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:57 pm

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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby lomo taxual » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:59 pm

A 3way with some drunken college sluts as a one time thing is no big deal. A 3 way with your long term girlfriend or worse yet your fucking fiance/wife is the mark of broken people with no boundaries subconsciously trying to sabotage their own relationships.

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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby Captain Walker » Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:55 pm

lomo taxual wrote:A 3way with some drunken college sluts as a one time thing is no big deal. A 3 way with your long term girlfriend or worse yet your fucking fiance/wife is the mark of broken people with no boundaries subconsciously trying to sabotage their own relationships.


I think you have that right.

You'd think when people start to cross over into truly fucked-up territory there would be some sort of instinct that would kick in. Like a fight-or-flight response that would alert them that there is DANGER and impel them to get the fuck out of there.

But it seems like every instinct of a messed-up person drives them to become ever more fucked up and to avoid anything good or normal as if it were radioactive poison.

Like if you're a girl who is fat, lonely and unkempt the solution somehow is to become really incredibly slutty. Or to get an awful haircut and wear black lipstick. Or to drive off everyone who miraculously decides to like you.

Is that an argument for or against natural selection I can't tell.
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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby George 'Hannibal' Peppard » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:18 pm

advice: lose some weight and maybe your boyfriend will actually want to fuck you instead of some other chick
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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby afrika obamaataa » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:09 pm

gays and lesbos dont want into the threesome as a xstraight man is gross I hate that they cnut blocked my threesome (it's ok I'm bi)


i'm bi must be some sorta dont probate me for homophobia (it's ok i'm bi)
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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby Captain Walker » Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:19 am

I can't think of anything worse than being mistaken for a homophobe.

A word that didn't even exist ten years ago.
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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby veteran of forum wars » Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:20 am

Mister Han Man wrote:I can't think of anything worse than being mistaken for a homophobe.

A word that didn't even exist ten years ago.

Being mistaken for a homo.
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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby Rocket » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:17 am

I cannot possibly recall how many three-ways I've been in. And it never fucked up a relationship. And yes, those relatoinships ended, but it wasn't because of that.

You might as well say my other relationships ended because I didn't get those girls into three-ways.

Thinking that one facet of your sex life predicts success or failure of the emotional relationship is seriously myopic.
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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby Louise Beaver 2020 » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:47 am

Hey hangly back when I was seriously hardcore religious I passed up a threesome for Jesus.

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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby Suicide Negro » Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:08 am

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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby afrika obamaataa » Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:11 am

RandBot 2020 wrote:Hey hangly back when I was seriously hardcore religious I passed up a threesome for Jesus.

What award do I win?


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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby Captain Walker » Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:30 am

RandBot 2020 wrote:Hey hangly back when I was seriously hardcore religious I passed up a threesome for Jesus.

What award do I win?


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Postby Louise Beaver 2020 » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:02 am

Mister Han Man wrote:
RandBot 2020 wrote:Hey hangly back when I was seriously hardcore religious I passed up a threesome for Jesus.

What award do I win?


The heteronorm badge.


Just checked my awards, where's my godamn hetronorm badge hangly?
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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby afrika obamaataa » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:26 am

compile your posting histories in one big log, she'll like that
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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby woulduliketonomoar » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:29 am

Rocket wrote:I cannot possibly recall how many three-ways I've been in. And it never fucked up a relationship. And yes, those relatoinships ended, but it wasn't because of that.

You might as well say my other relationships ended because I didn't get those girls into three-ways.

Thinking that one facet of your sex life predicts success or failure of the emotional relationship is seriously myopic.


Thinking that a threesome involves only one aspect of your sex-life and relationship is equally myopic, as is thinking that introducing some chaos into a relationship is some sign of emotional maturity.
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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby B.F. Skinner » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:40 am

have you ever noticed how the people who get into "threesomes" are really ugly
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Postby afrika obamaataa » Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:03 am

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Postby woulduliketonomoar » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:23 am

B.F. Skinner wrote:have you ever noticed how the people who get into "threesomes" are really ugly

You forgot broken and emotionally stunted.
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Postby lomo taxual » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:24 am

Rocket wrote:I cannot possibly recall how many three-ways I've been in. And it never fucked up a relationship. And yes, those relatoinships ended, but it wasn't because of that.

You might as well say my other relationships ended because I didn't get those girls into three-ways.

Thinking that one facet of your sex life predicts success or failure of the emotional relationship is seriously myopic.



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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby Captain Walker » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:55 am

RandBot 2020 wrote:
Mister Han Man wrote:
RandBot 2020 wrote:Hey hangly back when I was seriously hardcore religious I passed up a threesome for Jesus.

What award do I win?


The heteronorm badge.


Just checked my awards, where's my godamn hetronorm badge hangly?
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Postby ALL-ONE! » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:59 am

Rocket wrote:I cannot possibly recall how many three-ways I've been in.

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ALL-ONE! wrote:
Rocket wrote:I cannot possibly recall how many three-ways I've been in.

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Postby Baron Manfred von Rickey » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:04 am

i fondled my friends gf's tits once while he was making out with her, then she put her hands down my pants for a bit, we were all super drunk. he ended up marrying her and i was at the wedding but ive only seen him once in the last 4 years, we don't talk any more and its never been discussed.

i'd never be able to fuck another chick in front of a girl i had feelings for cause that'd just mean she has horrible mental problems and all
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Postby B.F. Skinner » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:07 am

rickey henderson wrote:i fondled my friends gf's tits once while he was making out with her, then she put her hands down my pants for a bit, we were all super drunk. he ended up marrying her and i was at the wedding but ive only seen him once in the last 4 years, we don't talk any more and its never been discussed.

i'd never be able to fuck another chick in front of a girl i had feelings for cause that'd just mean she has horrible mental problems and all


sounds lke a sexy threesome

i would do anything to be a sex haver
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Postby Captain Walker » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:12 am

B.F. Skinner wrote:
i would do anything to be a sex haver


It's really best that you set some limits IMO.

Rolling with the polys should be way way beyond those limits.
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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby Baron Manfred von Rickey » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:13 am

B.F. Skinner wrote:
rickey henderson wrote:i fondled my friends gf's tits once while he was making out with her, then she put her hands down my pants for a bit, we were all super drunk. he ended up marrying her and i was at the wedding but ive only seen him once in the last 4 years, we don't talk any more and its never been discussed.

i'd never be able to fuck another chick in front of a girl i had feelings for cause that'd just mean she has horrible mental problems and all


sounds lke a sexy threesome

i would do anything to be a sex haver

it was the summer i graduated high school, we were playing 3 person quarters with a couple 40's of mgd in a double wide trailer in bumfuck oregon, linkin park was on thestero... i walked home on the side of the freeway because i thought i'd be less likely to get pulled over by a cop its definitely something i brag about
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Re: Advice for a girl on initiating a threesome?

Postby B.F. Skinner » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:22 am

Mister Han Man wrote:
B.F. Skinner wrote:
i would do anything to be a sex haver


It's really best that you set some limits IMO.

Rolling with the polys should be way way beyond those limits.


Yeah. I lived with a few polys a while back. They are screwed up people.
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