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Reading SA keeps you near the monitor, thus electro-magnetic radiation is more likely to give you cancer.
QED shut down Something Awful.

Ahaha I think it was Peppard who first called it that lowtax was going to pull some lame revenue raising trick in the near future.

wow, thats fucking pathetic

As pathetic as Lowtax's bullshit is, I have to hand it to him for building a userbase of such spineless losers that they'd pay tons of money for the privilege of posting pie charts about racism.

Deckard wrote:

RandBot 2020 wrote:Ahaha I think it was Peppard who first called it that lowtax was going to pull some lame revenue raising trick in the near future.

that's on par with saying that cleon will continue going bald or nancyboy will post a bitter rambling screed

You're just mad you didn't state the obvious first. :rolleyes:

oh boy oh boy another reason to throw money at lowtax

THANKS TEAM BARRY

Once again Suicide Negro's avatar and post compliment each other

who cares? he's sticking it to the faggots that post in LF and FYAD who happen to be even bigger faggots than your average goon and hiding their posts is probably a mercy for the five normal people on that forum

nobody's forcing them to pay his alimony and I couldn't care less if lowtax is fucking these faggots out of their unemployment checks

[FLAVOR SHOCKWAVE] wrote:who cares? he's sticking it to the faggots that post in LF and FYAD who happen to be even bigger faggots than your average goon and hiding their posts is probably a mercy for the five normal people on that forum

nobody's forcing them to pay his alimony and I couldn't care less if lowtax is fucking these faggots out of their unemployment checks

I gotta agree with this. As much as the posters on SA think they're succeeding in spreading the Democrat/liberal/socialist/whatever word, circle-jerking each other off in the mistaken notion that they are actually doing something against the evil rethuglicans, in the end they're supporting a right-wing dude living in fly-over country that is named after Richard Nixon of all people.

As unstable as the dude is, Lowtax is getting the last laugh.

"m-m-m-m-my posting career! the visibility of my posts is absolutely necessary to the stability of this forum!"

so lowtax has found a way to charge people for what used to be accomplished just by tasting their own pee? what a business model.

maybe he's doing it to pay his mod crüe now? nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

what's funny is watching everyone run into the "D&D improvements" thread to be all

on that topic, the only improvement D&D needed was to eighty-six McCaine, which they did a while back.

Mister Han Man wrote:

Italics wrote:what's funny is watching everyone run into the "D&D improvements" thread to be all

on that topic, the only improvement D&D needed was to eighty-six McCaine, which they did a while back.

And bring back everyone he drove off, which is now impossible.

Your forums comeback is just 10 bux away!

the whole "gray out" effect is barely noticeable. it's lightly grayed out and then as you scroll down, the posts come back into normal view.

nice troll on the SA user base. wonder how much he's collected so far.

Juggaloo Apocalypse wrote:

[FLAVOR SHOCKWAVE] wrote:who cares? he's sticking it to the faggots that post in LF and FYAD who happen to be even bigger faggots than your average goon and hiding their posts is probably a mercy for the five normal people on that forum

nobody's forcing them to pay his alimony and I couldn't care less if lowtax is fucking these faggots out of their unemployment checks

I gotta agree with this. As much as the posters on SA think they're succeeding in spreading the Democrat/liberal/socialist/whatever word, circle-jerking each other off in the mistaken notion that they are actually doing something against the evil rethuglicans, in the end they're supporting a right-wing dude living in fly-over country that is named after Richard Nixon of all people.

As unstable as the dude is, Lowtax is getting the last laugh.

Yeah, this is the best thing to happen to SA in a long time. They never even stuck it to the Catladies this bad. They are almost completely excluding these assholes from the rest of the forums and I think it's fucking awesome. He's either going to make money, or the tards will leave. At the very least, in the long term they might learn a lesson that thier stupid preaching and trolling is no longer welcome.

what does RFA stand for

Is lowtax going to steal everything from 4chan?

Fade to Vanilla wrote:"m-m-m-m-my posting career! the visibility of my posts is absolutely necessary to the stability of this forum!"

so lowtax has found a way to charge people for what used to be accomplished just by tasting their own pee? what a business model.

maybe he's doing it to pay his mod crüe now? nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

10 bux says he going to start bidding off mod positions.

Another ten bux says he re-opens helldump three months later after the buy in mods exert their control. My guess? The new hell dump threads will be made by on asking overall SA to vote on which of the new buy in mods they want banned.

A year later I bet he starts the whole process of auctioning off moderator positions again when some new suckers have signed up.

I know I would pull that crap.

Is lowtax going to steal everything from 4chan?

You mean the phrase forum cancer? No idea. If he start taking from 4chan very blatantly from 4chan, it would result in some interesting and amusing chaos.

Thats a good idea really. How much money do you think some pathetic goon would pay to be a moderator?

I bet there are people on SA right now that wouldnt think twice about dropping $1,000

lomo taxual wrote:Thats a good idea really. How much money do you think some pathetic goon would pay to be a moderator?

I bet there are people on SA right now that wouldnt think twice about dropping $1,000

I am betting alot. People who have no power and control in their lives will give up anything to get even a smidgen of power and control over others.
This scheme is assuming every year the percentage of newbies buying a new account is great enough, thus the level of gullibility is ripe for harvesting. The old timers who know whats up will be ignored as they scream out their warnings. It be fun as hell.


The whole point of having a public auction is to use peer pressure to get people into the "moment" and thus more willing to spend.

Also if a lot of people want one thing, it most be worth shit loads and the feeling "I must have, I must win" kicks in. Try to sell to an individual and you not going to get far.


Oh right after the auctions are finished, any one who bitches about "oh man that guy is a MOD! Why are you letting this asshole in charge" or any similar comments should be promptly banned by the admins. The buy in mods should be treated like royalty and kind of the hills until the hell dump gets re-opened. Then perma-banning of the buy in mods by vote will begin. I assume most of the buy in mods would be hated within 3-6 months due to their abuse and dickish behavior with their new found power, thus most of them would be voted out.

For buy in mods after getting hell-banned (permabanned). There should be a new forum made just for them. If you want the hell-ban removed and want your account back, you going have to go through another auction. The hellbanned jerk would have to out bid everyone else to get his account back. The people bidding against him are trying to place the highest bid to prevent him from getting his account back. If the jerk wins the auction, he gets his account back, but never will be considered for mod ship again. If he loses, he stays banned.

If lowtax wants to be a real big asshole, he should add a new option called "gamble for a promotion".

The main idea is there should be a mini game, like a fruit machine seen in Vegas. You want a chance at being a mod? Pay up 9 dollars and 99 cents (or 15 dollars) and press the "play" button.

If you get a jack pot, you win a position as a mod or get the chance to reg ban the person of your choice. If you don't out right fucking lose, but still get 3 in a row, a person can win other stuff like an avatar or some other prize.
If you lose and get "nega-jackpot" (meaning the option you don't want) you get reg banned with a month long probation added on top of it. If you sorta lose, then you get some random but unwanted crap done to your account. May it be forum cancer, a custom red title and avatar, probation or some other subtle but irritating shit, or perform a toxx clause or mod challenge.

The only way to fix it is to pay to have it cured. Of course if you win modmanship, three months later a hell dump thread will be posted putting you up for vote if you should stay a mod or not.

In case people do want a buy in or chance mod to stay mod, quotas for banning will be put upon that person. They either fill it or else. That way lowtax and other mods can axe other users without looking like the bad guy, blame it on the buy in mods, put up another vote if that person should stay a mod and the whole cycle will start again.

lol since at least 2/3 of my posts were in fyad I guess that means my old SA account is now completely 86ed

polonium wrote:lol since at least 2/3 of my posts were in fyad I guess that means my old SA account is now completely 86ed

lowtax and company still like FYAD so posting there doesn't affect your account as far as I know.

Account Sharing wrote:

polonium wrote:lol since at least 2/3 of my posts were in fyad I guess that means my old SA account is now completely 86ed

lowtax and company still like FYAD so posting there doesn't affect your account as far as I know.

For some reason I thought it said fyad up there as well

Really really doubt established FYAD\LF superstars will catch this "cancer".

Mister Han Man wrote:

BrokenToad wrote:Another ten bux says he re-opens helldump three months later after the buy in mods exert their control. My guess? The new hell dump threads will be made by on asking overall SA to vote on which of the new buy in mods they want banned.

Is lowtax going to steal everything from republican Rome?

No idea.

I just think this may happen.

Really really doubt established FYAD\LF superstars will catch this "cancer".

Where's story?

BrokenToad wrote:

Fade to Vanilla wrote:"m-m-m-m-my posting career! the visibility of my posts is absolutely necessary to the stability of this forum!"

so lowtax has found a way to charge people for what used to be accomplished just by tasting their own pee? what a business model.

maybe he's doing it to pay his mod crüe now? nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

10 bux says he going to start bidding off mod positions.

It can't be any worse a method than what he's been using to choose moderators so far.

RoseTintedGlasses wrote:Really really doubt established FYAD\LF superstars will catch this "cancer".

FYAD has been fucking with the RFA version of LF and even some LF'ers are just asking to delete it.