Goonburger

PCW wrote:Please Note: I am no longer stocking mephedrone and never will be, its commonly mistaken for methamphetamine by the police and it doesn't help that it will test positive for methamphetamine with their inaccurate field test kits (why in the world is the active ingredient in meth being flagged as such!?). Also out of 081


IF YOU ARE MAKING AN ORDER AND SENDING ME YOUR ADDRESS PUT DOWN A GODDAMN NAME, IM NOT SENDING LETTERS TO RANDOM ADDRESS WITH NO NAME


PLEASE ONLY PUT YOUR SA SCREENNAME OR EMAIL ADDRESS YOU WILL BE CONTACTING MY GMAIL ACCOUNT WITH IN THE COMMENTS SECTION OF THE ALERTPAY TRANSACTIONS. I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT YOUR ORDERING ONLY YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I KNOW WHO SENT THE PAYMENT AND HOW TO GET AHOLD OF THEM IF NEED BE. I thought I was clear about this but some people have missed it so here it is again. IF YOU ARE GOING TO PAY VIA ALERTPAY send your alertpay payment to johnnyw@safe-mail.net with nothing in the comments section other then ur sa username, one you have sent payment email me at iampcw@gmail.com with your alertpay reference number, how much you sent, how much of which you are ordering, what kind of shipping you are opting for and finally where I should send your order to. Not 100% sure on alertpays policy but its just a bitch to copy down info from it cause they send it in gay ass html format I have to click on and open in a new window. Gmail is so much easier to manage so PLEASE just send your order information to iampcw@gmail.com instead of putting it in the comments section of alertpay payments. Don't worry if you send and didn't follow these simple instructions I will simply issue a refund and no longer take alertpay payments from you, but you can order other (less convenient) ways.

Well since there are Spice and K2 threads I figured maybe some people may want to conduct some research on creating their own incense blends with some of these supplements. These products are not for intended for human consumption and will not be sold to anyone intending such purposes *wink*. Please don't shit up this thread if you can't obey with these simple guidelines.

As in the spice thread I can not ship JWH-018 to to the following states Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Dakota, and Tennessee. As far as I know JWH-081 and JWH-250 are legal in all of those states EXCEPT Kentucky and Mississippi which have blanket bans on all synthetic cannabinoids. I have not examined the texts of each of these states laws so if I'm incorrect about any of this PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME.


I do not ship internationally.

ITEMS WILL ONLY BE SHIPPED TO COUNTRIES WHERE THE SUBSTANCE IS LEGAL, PLEASE CHECK YOUR LOCAL LAWS BEFORE ORDERING

Unfortunately I can not take paypal due to the fact that I actually like receiving payments instead of having paypal steal them. I am alertpay verified and can take credit card payments via that transfer medium though!

New Prices again in anticipation of ordering lots of 018, Everything currentlyin stock will cost 5 dollars for priority shipping for all orders under 250 dollars, orders over 250 dollars will need to inlude 20 dollars express shipping and packaging.

JWH-018
1g / 25USD
10g / 20USD
50g / 14USD
100g / 12USD

and

JWH-250
1g / 25USD
10g / 20USD
50g / 14USD
100g / 12USD

JWH-081
Sold out indefinitely

Mephedrone
Will never be in stock again.

If you are getting an amount near the next price break contact me and I'll work something out. I can get up to kilos of any of the various JWH's, so if you are after bulk pm, email or IM me.

In turn for lower prices I am forcing priority shipping upon you since I'm too lazy to do regular envelopes anymore. It will cost 5 dollars, be shipped via USPS priority mail and I'll even have a delivery confirmation number for you! If you want express shipping it is 20 dollars



All products sold are not for human consumption, by purchasing you agree to the conditions that product will not be consumed by any living organism *wiiiiiink*. All customers must be at least 18 years of age and all first-time customers will need to verify their age by verbally advising their age and agreeing to terms of service. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason, please do not try to purchase if you cannot comply with terms of sale.

***READ FOR PAYMENT OPTIONS*** accepted forms of payment are Alertpay, Money Order, Western Union, Moneygram. If you have never paid via Alertpay, a simple summary is it's pretty cool and you can PAY SECURELY VIA CREDIT CARD WITH IT!!! Contact me via this thread, AIM (Prow07) or email iampcw@gmail for information on how to pay or any questions. All posts, emails and messages regarding illicit use or shipping to a state where its illegal will be ignored so please don't bother sending/posting it in the first place!



VVV You could always buy these up and develop a drug test to start selling to police/companies where it's illegal, thats where the real money will be in the coming years. If I knew more chemistry and could pay a patent lawyer yet I would. VVV

Nick and Six wrote:New payment method is going to be alertpay.com and the address for the payments is Nickshelp@gmail.com Thanks guys!
Also you guys make and sell some pretty cool stuff here on SA mart so if you want to trade some of your wears for spice shoot me a PM!

********350 GRAM SALE. So I have set aside around 350 grams for goons, check below for "sale" prices and quantities. Shipping is still a buck. Thanks guys

5 Grams= $17.50
10 Grams= $35.00
15 Grams= $52.50
20 Grams=$70.00
I am only offering these prices for the 4 quantities listed above, all other amounts/prices will be the same.

EVERYTHING IS BACK IN STOCK. I have original, strawberry, and blueberry in stock and ready to go.

*********New blend is now made with JWH-018, JWH-73, and different members of the WINN series, which means a more potent product.


PRICE STRUCTURE!!!
1 gram=$5.00
3 Grams=$13.50
5 Grams=$22.50
7 Grams=$29.50
10 Grams=$42.50
15 Grams=$60.00
20 Grams= $80.00
50 Grams= $170.00
100 Grams= $300.00

ALSO SHIPPING IS NOW ONLY $1 BUCK! Please post in the thread so I can keep track of the goon orders vs. other orders

So $150 bucks went to Northern Arizona Food Bank Thanks guys. Also if there are any charities that you know of that hold a special place in your heart shoot me an email with with some info about them and I will add them to my list and will do a different one every time. I am going to try to have at least one or two of these sales a month just to keep the good karma rolling! I also really like the charities that let you donate online. thanks for reading.

Hey I am selling Spice/K2 incense. Check above for prices. It is dissolved on to Damiana Leaf and the spice is made with 30 grams of damiana leaf per gram of JWH, also new batches will contain a small amount of WIN series. It is made from Jwh-018. Its great quality and we are always trying to improve so if you have tried it let me know what you like and what you think we can improve. Shipping will be $1 buck flat to anywhere in the U.S. If you have any questions or comments please feel free to respond in this thread.


I cannot ship to the following states North Dakota, Kentucky, Kansas, and Georgia and Tennessee and starting the 15th apparently no Louisiana either.




THIS PRODUCT IS NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION. (the magical phrase which absolves all goon sellers of legal hurdles)


if thinking about ordering read some of the nice things people have had to say about my spice:

Just sent in $100 for 21 grams.

<begin review>

Ok, I initially ordered 10 grams during the first 5 dollar sale. It really is good stuff. I used to smoke a bunch of pot but now I have a job where drugs testing is too regular in order to take a chance on pissing hot. The product is excellent, the shipping was very quick, and the packaging was hilarious. "Male enhancement supplement" indeed.
Thanks a bunch man!

What the proper format for a testimonial? I don't want to bust any balls.

I initially ordered because I was in a bit of a jam and wasn't able to procure the usual incense I am a fan of. Now I supplement one with the other, works for a very nice, powerful smell.

I will say that this incense smells great on it's own and is quite noticable. This is coming from somone who burns alot of other incense and someone who has placed two and will be placing a third order. I've tried it in pretty much every available vessel.

If you're on the fence, what have to got to lose? Send the man $12 bones and try it out.

I'm not a paid spokesperson..........but I COULD be!

Shipping:
Arrived in a plain white envelope, no obvious stampings or hints as to what is inside other than the aroma. Could easily smell through the envelope, so keep that in mind if you live with a nosy roommate/parent/significant other. It was pretty obvious that it was not just a simple letter when it arrived. I guess if someone asked you could say you're part of some "Spice of the Month Club" or some such.

Product:
Never had the stuff before, and I am a small behemoth of a guy, roughly 6' tall and 250lbs. Burned a good full bowl's worth of the stuff...and, WOW! I was very relaxed, smiling from ear-to-ear for the better part of an hour. Everything was just...I dunno, "cool". Nothing got to me, I was happy for no good reason, quite goofy. My wife agreed completely.

It's pretty much like the other real incenses I've tried before. I'm very impressed. I got the stuff to get me through the next couple weeks before I take a test, and I can say without reservation that this will be waaaaay easier.

Thanks, Nick. Great stuff.

Got my shipment today, excited I ran right for my incense burner, and fired up a nice sized pack of this homemade blend. Definitely a win, for the price, it's just right, you can't beat it.

I rate it 4/5 (5 being powder JWH-***)

I enjoyed it so much, I'm definitely ordering more in the very near future.

Edit: Also wanted to add that this incense looks much less like fish food than some store bought K2 knock-offs.

THIS PRODUCT IS NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION. (ignore the thread full of humans talking about how they consumed it)

icequeef wrote:Didn't the mods ban for using some 4 chan expression just a couple years ago?

I cant remember wtf the phrase was they were banning for 4 CHAN FAGGOTRY though, something innocuous and stupid.


Meanwhile: ENJOY YOUR (mod approved) METH!

Travis Touchdown wrote:

icequeef wrote:Didn't the mods ban for using some 4 chan expression just a couple years ago?

I cant remember wtf the phrase was they were banning for 4 CHAN FAGGOTRY though, something innocuous and stupid.


Meanwhile: ENJOY YOUR (mod approved) METH!

this isn't the first time this has happened though, around 2004 goons were unloading huge amounts of salvia on SA mart, until it was quietly stopped and all further threads on it were gassed

icequeef wrote:

fuckin a, that was exactly it.



LF/HELLDUMP SHITPOSTING AND CIRCLEJERKING IN EVERY THREAD IS FINE, BUT HOW DARE YOU SAY LUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANBANBAN

sa is such a shithole

Suicide Negro wrote:

icequeef wrote:

fuckin a, that was exactly it.



LF/HELLDUMP SHITPOSTING AND CIRCLEJERKING IN EVERY THREAD IS FINE, BUT HOW DARE YOU SAY LUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANBANBAN

sa is such a shithole

That was when Lowtax and the rest of the admins were at least attempting to keep transparent their jealous rage over 4chan's success. Now with what's going on they're not even trying anymore. It's pathetic.

Travis Touchdown wrote:

Suicide Negro wrote:

icequeef wrote:

fuckin a, that was exactly it.



LF/HELLDUMP SHITPOSTING AND CIRCLEJERKING IN EVERY THREAD IS FINE, BUT HOW DARE YOU SAY LUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANBANBAN

sa is such a shithole

That was when Lowtax and the rest of the admins were at least attempting to keep transparent their jealous rage over 4chan's success. Now with what's going on they're not even trying anymore. It's pathetic.

Also happened to go on during the first real pedo purge, helldump was all 'well these are still just a small amount compared to 4chans MILLIONS'

woulduliketonomoar wrote:It'd be a crying shame if someone contacted one of the DEA field offices in Missouri *wink*

stupid catchphrase wrote:This is about as foolproof as the "IM ONLY SELLING A ROCK!!" defense when scalping tickets.

MexicanKetchup wrote:

stupid catchphrase wrote:This is about as foolproof as the "IM ONLY SELLING A ROCK!!" defense when scalping tickets.

Also featured: "THIS IS A PRIVATE BBS AND IF YOU ARE A COP YOU LEGALLY CANNOT ENTER AND ANYTHING YOU FIND AFTER VIOLATING THIS CANNOT BE USED TO PROSECUTE US"

*gets prosecuted*
*gets convicted*

God bless dumb people.

afrika obamaataa wrote:you have dat fuggen guy killed dead, *wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik*

ComradePyro wrote:I haven't heard from him and I placed an order the 23rd (and this guy is usually pretty snappy about his responses and shit), and there are rumors going around, so I'd hold off on any purchases from this guy until he shows up. I'm not saying he's untrustworthy, just saying play it safe until he turns up.
But then again it's only been two days.

asimplenation wrote:Yeah I placed my order on Sat the 21st and haven't heard anything since then. I have sent him an email, a pm onsite and he hasn't bee on AIM in a few days. Clearly something is going on. I don't have a package from him, a tracking number from him or anything as of right now which is not typical of him.

Arrest that ass! wrote:We have recieved cause to believe that PCW may have passed away. I'll update when there are more details.

Brain Issues wrote:Yeah it's confirmed, I knew PCW in real life for about a year and a half and it's too early to say but I'm almost positive its a drug overdose (opiates). Here's a link to the obit:
http://www.heraldtimesonline.com/stories/2010/08/26/obit.qp-7207893.sto

Travis Touchdown wrote:I guess it really wasn't for human consumption! Unless this is another case of a goon faking his death in SA mart to walk off with gullible goon cash, then double lol. 84 year-old granny doesn't sound like the type to arrange an intricate drug ring on SA

Travis Touchdown wrote:ahahahahahahaha

Arrest that ass! wrote:We have recieved cause to believe that PCW may have passed away. I'll update when there are more details.

Brain Issues wrote:Yeah it's confirmed, I knew PCW in real life for about a year and a half and it's too early to say but I'm almost positive its a drug overdose (opiates). Here's a link to the obit:
http://www.heraldtimesonline.com/stories/2010/08/26/obit.qp-7207893.sto

I guess it really wasn't for human consumption! Unless this is another case of a goon faking his death in SA mart to walk off with gullible goon cash, then double lol. 84 year-old granny doesn't sound like the type to arrange an intricate drug ring on SA